Two Pickleball Players And One Tennis Player Have A Dispute

A pickleball player is playing pickleball on one-half of a tennis court against a very adept opponent.

Meanwhile, a tennis player strides in and grimaces rather arrogantly at the pickleball players.

“Hey, you!” the tennis player says to a pickleball player.

“Can I help you?” asks the pickleball player.

“What time will you be done playing this bullshit sport?” asks the tennis player.

“We have about 20 minutes left, more or less,” says the pickleball player.

“More or less?” asks the tennis player. “I’ll tell you what: I’ll leave and return in 21 minutes. If you knuckleheads are still here, I’m reporting you to the club manager.”

“Will do,” says the pickleball player.

The tennis player leaves, then returns at exactly 21 minutes.

The pickleball player is still there, but by himself. His opponent is nowhere to be seen.

“Ok, time to leave,” says the tennis player.

“Oh, we’re not done yet,” says the pickleball player.

“My ass you’re not done,” the tennis player says. “Scram!”

Suddenly, the second pickleball player appears. He leaps into the air and tackles the tennis player to the ground.

It becomes a two-on-one scuffle, like Canadian doubles. They go at it for a while.

Banged up, bruised, and bloodied, the two pickleball players and one tennis player are out of breath. They can barely get to their feet.

“You two made a big mistake,” says the tennis player, heaving and spitting out blood. “There’s security cameras everywhere! I’ll have your club memberships revoked!”

The tennis player stumbles to the clubhouse and demands that the club manager review the footage.

But as it turns out, the security cameras were offline due to software updates.